french bread

(le) pain.

bread in French is "pain".

Friend: fuck man I have covid
Me: I live in french bread

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" January 1, 2024

White Sliced piece of bread

A person who is bland, plain, or devoid of any character whatsoever.

John’s cousin is like a white sliced piece of bread; he’s fucking boring.

by anonymous March 2, 2022

Lesbian Bread

The type of bread of which lesbians like to eat.

That lesbian just took a bite of her store bought Trader Joe's lesbian bread.

by Gay4Ghosts July 1, 2018

Lizard Bread

He's A Lizard, Sneaky, Crawly, And Bread Like? This lizard foe is unlike one of the coolest lizards out there.

All it takes is Two Things, Bread, Lizards, and thus is born the god and lizard itself, Lizard Bread.

by MrCast July 23, 2021

Breads

A beautiful loaf of bread that never expires and considers all other bread as family.

Breads is the best!

by NotBreads September 21, 2020

gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

you gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

guy: hi, how ar-
me: gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

by Xeries August 10, 2024

Pocket Bread

Alternative to PITA (Pain In The Ass)

I lost my wallet, and getting everything replaced was like pocket bread.

by TravisJake September 16, 2020