blue majic

a brand of heroine originally seen used throughout the 1970's.

I quickly snorted the blue majic before the police officers pulled up to the back alley.

by anjalee January 19, 2008

blue waffle

do not ever google blue waffle you will die like fr you will never be able to use google again please just dont do it

ahhhhh. sees blue waffle* wtf did i just see

by holygrail2016 March 3, 2016

The Kid In BLue

Crazy kid that gets fucked up all the time. Beats kids asses. And makes girls cum and cum again from his Jack hammer move.

Did you see that kid he is amazing, he is the fucking KID IN BLUE

by JOHN DOE December 13, 2004

Blue Motion

1. A masterborial technique in which the user squeezes his genitals to the point of them turning blue, and the foreskin ripping off.

2. A sexual technique in which the user goes into a new, (or old) portal potty and uses the blue liquid inside it as a lubricant for sex, or masterbation.

1. Jeffry did the blue motion so much he was forced to have it amputated from loss of blood.
2. Johnny dipped his hand into a nice broken in portal potty and lubed his penis up, and had sexual intercourse with jillian.

by jdude0822 June 1, 2011

blue van

A type and colour of car that to this day scares the shit out of me.
The story goes...

"We were throwing waterbombs at car's from a nearby hiding place (parking lot). We had many sucessful shot's without any drama's until I saw a blue van. It was more the psycho, murderer looking cunt that was in the blue van that caught my eye. I warned my friend not to throw one at the van, as the guy looked like a hard muh-fucka. He did however and the hardcunt got out and chased me and my friend's for over 1 km!
We finally ran into a driveway and hid under a stranger's house. We could see his leg's moving around out the front of this person's house for about 20 minutes. Just coz of a waterbomb. What a hardcunt.

by Diego July 18, 2003

blue-tool

A blue-tool is a person that wears a blue-tooth headset 24/7, just to look cool. In extreme cases the blue-tools in question were found to have worn their headset even without the phone.

Jeremiah: Look at Chris, trying to impress the chicks with he blue-tooth

Jack: Yea man, he's such a blue-tool. I hear he even wears that thing to bed.

by Jack Sch***** January 2, 2009

blue balls

Also known as vasocongestion.

I came down with a bad case of blue balls when I didn't achieve an orgasm.

by Robby H. July 20, 2005