Armageddon Bag

This is the pre-packed bag you have in case of an emergency. Things you might need in an "Oh shit!" moment. Should include items such as toothbrush, underwear, sharpened knife, socks, duct tape ...

Hey hon, do you think this chainsaw will fit in our armageddon bag?

by GMO Team January 24, 2011

Douche Bag

The Jug-headed, mentally retarded, blond girl/guy that works for TMZ.

Douche Bag says:
"...they were in Washington D.C., protesting in front in front of that big monument that looks like a........you know."

Douche Bag says: "I'd definitely hit that."

Douche Bag says: "We got Miley Cyrus showing some.........um........you know...........muff?.......can I say that?"

by Kato, I'm his dad August 31, 2010

Dubuche Bag

A douche bag from Dubuque, Iowa.

My band's tour went all right, except for Iowa. A bunch of dubuche bags booed us offstage.

by Spacetoad June 1, 2010

coot bag

Just another word for a really loose vagina.

After many uses, Jenny had a huge coot bag.

by rufio ;) January 16, 2009

bag song

A song that gets you in your feelings.

Marvin's Room by Drake is my bag song.

by Ilene Onya August 25, 2016

Gas Bag

Someone who talks utter bullshit, and is known to be a liar or a gossiper.

"Bruv I got 100% on my maths test." "Wow Shafin, you are such a gas bag"

by Faiyaz69 July 19, 2016

Brown Bag

This phenomenon occurs when one is in the process of defecating. In order to occur, the fecal flux must be a single, uninterrupted outflow, creating a log of such magnitude that the stool reaches the bottom of the bowl before being released. Once this delicate equilibrium is broken, the crap proceeds to fall forwards, gently tickling the underside of your testicular sac, leaving a brown deposit in its wake. This rare occurrence is known as the "brown bag".

-dude, your toilet bowl is so shallow, it gives me brown bags all the time!!

by flapdoodle13 August 4, 2010