Armageddon Bag

This is the pre-packed bag you have in case of an emergency. Things you might need in an "Oh shit!" moment. Should include items such as toothbrush, underwear, sharpened knife, socks, duct tape ...

Hey hon, do you think this chainsaw will fit in our armageddon bag?

by GMO Team January 24, 2011

Gas Bag

Someone who talks utter bullshit, and is known to be a liar or a gossiper.

"Bruv I got 100% on my maths test." "Wow Shafin, you are such a gas bag"

by Faiyaz69 July 19, 2016

Dubuche Bag

A douche bag from Dubuque, Iowa.

My band's tour went all right, except for Iowa. A bunch of dubuche bags booed us offstage.

by Spacetoad June 1, 2010

coot bag

Just another word for a really loose vagina.

After many uses, Jenny had a huge coot bag.

by rufio ;) January 16, 2009

Douche Bag

The Jug-headed, mentally retarded, blond girl/guy that works for TMZ.

Douche Bag says:
"...they were in Washington D.C., protesting in front in front of that big monument that looks like a........you know."

Douche Bag says: "I'd definitely hit that."

Douche Bag says: "We got Miley Cyrus showing some.........um........you know...........muff?.......can I say that?"

by Kato, I'm his dad August 31, 2010

Fruit Bag

Coined by Trentanian Devl insulting x KYJellyFish x during a freindly game of Halo 3. Originally it didn't sound like and insult until KYJellyFish laughed his ass off at Trent and deemed it a worthy insult over XBL. Fruit Bag has become an alternate way of calling people: Fags, Retards, Homos, Garbage etc.

Shut the fuck up Fruit Bag!

OMG You're such a Fruit Bag!

Suck it Fruit Bag!

I Fruit Bagged Monkey

by xKYJellyFishx June 25, 2009

speed bag

A clitoris that has excessive sag often resembling a boxing speed bag.

I finally pulled off Mary's panties only to discover she has a gigantic speed bag. I proceeded to get my boxing workout done while simultaneously pleasuring her.

by Jack Dawson December 23, 2007