Showing them who's boss

Make it obvious who is in control.

Showing them who's boss is now necessary.

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024

show cushions

A cushion used for display purposes only. Also works for towels, rugs and other household furnishings that should have a purpose in life except to be awed at by its perfection.

Show cushions; Husband goes to sit down on the sofa after a long days work. Wife says "Take the cushions off before you sit down!! They are for show not your fat arse!!"

by Chainsaw-Charlie May 16, 2016

stop showing ass

big ass is bad for your eyes

run the ass will eat you stop showing ass and you can escape

by bainos_yeahh March 22, 2023

clout show

A show that only gets views cause of cast and nostalgia. Or the name of the production but is really crap.

Attaway general is a clout show

by Nishiiiii11 November 26, 2021

show-shi

The act of having showered and subsequently realize that you must excrete. It is the opposite of doing a shi-show.

Person 1: Fuck man! I just did a show-shi!
Person 2: Did you not know you had to take a shit?
Person 1: No, I didn't feel it coming until I stepped out of the shower.

by Dr. Quique February 28, 2009

Show Lettuce

The lettuce or kale that lines the bottom of a dish to protect food from touching a serving tray or ornate platter. Usually seen at a buffet or party trays.

"Jill don't eat that, it's gross, it's just show lettuce"

by NaztyD September 20, 2017

Smoke show

When you fart after you blow smoke up the butthole and it blows a perfect ring. Also known as a rim puff

Student : I’ve been practicing my smoke shows butt they keep coming out like an oval. Got any advice as a mentor ?

Maestro: Oh yes I used to have that problem. I really have to curl in not out. Try that next time. Also getting a toy can be super beneficial.

Student: ah that makes so much sense, maybe I should size up my plug?

Maestro: yes, the bigger the asshole the bigger the puff. But it’s all about muscle control, it’s no fart you know

by ButtMaestro March 1, 2023