Bread

Short for Bro Head,
A non-homosexual act in which a bro needs head since his girl isn’t putting out so he gets it from his bro.

Bro 1: Hey bro my girls not putting out and I haven’t gotten head in days

Bro 2: Dw bro I gotcha. I’ll give you bread, but no homo alright?

Bro 1: course bro, just bread.

by Annexis March 2, 2020

Super Bread

To make bread you have to roast the bread once and you get bread, but to make toast you have to roast the bread AGAIN to get toast, so from now on we call toast Super Bread, because mathmatically Bread2 doesn’t work, think about it

Yo can you make me some Super Bread?

The hell is super bread

Dude look it up

by MetaPhysicalMemes May 7, 2018

Pumpernickel Bread

code for "lesbian intercourse"

(can also reference prostitution)

"I love pumpernickel bread!"

by shannontoy111 May 30, 2018

Bread

When you're so tired you feel like dried out bread.
This expression is taken from the spongebob meme of squidward looking dried out with text above him saying "Let's get this bread", alluding to being very tired, yet still trying to do work.

"Dude I was up all night, fell asleep at 8 AM and woke up at 9 AM for school, I'm so fucking bread rn"

"I've been awake for 23 hours, I'm bread'ing rly hard"

by caztv November 17, 2022

Bread

Throwing oral sex from a gay at ducks

guy 1: Dang look at that bread, it went so far
guy 2: gOT ANY GRAPES
guy 3: That bread got a full penis

by BreadOwesMeMoney October 10, 2020

retro bread

The soggy croutons in a leftover salad.

I don’t know how or why, but Jim hates retro bread

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Alabama bread maker

The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, “ROLL TIDE!”

This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.

by SaladTossr December 17, 2023