by Greasy Nigga May 15, 2014
Get the Greasy Turkeymug. Joe Santagato: Yo danny! You know the hot chick from the bar? She Turkey blasted me!
Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!
Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!
by Sesh Panda May 20, 2020
Get the Turkey Blastedmug. When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.
I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.
by Scotty Nice November 28, 2024
Get the Turkey day votivemug. by would you kindly November 24, 2017
Get the Dabbing on a turkeymug. by seveneight August 16, 2008
Get the tree turkeymug. A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
by anonymous December 6, 2024
Get the Hungarian Turkey Slicermug. A turkey with such a bad smell it is literally a pile of crap. Also could be used as a insult not in realtion to smell.
by Fred The Camel May 2, 2016
Get the crap turkeymug.