Poop Ticket

Having a co-worker that shits so much you develop a ticketing system where he has to earn dumps.

Marvin : oh the pressure!
Sven : don’t even think about shitting again today you e gone three times and you stink.
Marvin : I have one ticket left!
Sven : fucking poop tickets....

by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021

to tickle sb. feelys

To awake emotions of love within someone. To have someone develop a crush on you. To get someone infatuated with you.

Beter: That girl Mai really tickled my feelys
Billip: Yeah man sometimes it do be like that. Shes pretty cute bruh, its easy for her to tickle sb. feelys.

by ItsMePatto November 8, 2021

P1 Ticket

A giant Penis head masquerading as a person

Mr. Gates sure is a P1 Ticket today, he may be on his period.

by Ohyeahthatsthespot August 9, 2021

Hawaiian Tickle

Tickling someone in a Hawaiian fashion. Typically a punch⁉️

Bruh. I just Hawaiian tickled a brother trying to rob the bag and what not!

by Hugh Jass Baughls August 28, 2021

Pickle Tickle

When a man/woman tickles your penis while your sleeping. If the recipient wakes up, the tickler will usually scream “THIS IS THE NEW WORLD ORDER” and run away. However, in some cases, the recipient enjoys the pickle tickle, and pretends to stay asleep.

Last night, Bella gave me a Pickle Tickle, I pretended to stay asleep because I liked it.

by poopyscentedvaginacandle August 31, 2021

Booby tickle

A sex act when a man tickles a woman’s tits

The man was arrested after allegedly playing booby tickle with an elderly without her consent

by Fortnite1500 September 29, 2021

Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls one game short of a perfect ticket. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.

I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.

by bramsadford November 30, 2021