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Fake friends

Gay ass mfs that don’t give a fuck what you have to say. And they talk shit on you
my” fake friends“ are gay
by you’re mom is gay June 11, 2020
mugGet the Fake friendsmug.

Fake Spray

Weak drizzle from car wash attendant's spray gun.
When you're at the high dollar car wash in your local city and they give you that little soapy/water fake spray only on the driver side after you pay the damn $10+
by HuggdBear December 11, 2010
mugGet the Fake Spraymug.
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<.0.3.4.3.0.> It's still yours to deal with thought It IS your For Fucks Off Fakes On THem Individuals<.0.3.43.0.
mugGet the <.0.3.4.3.0.> It's still yours to deal with thought It IS your For Fucks Off Fakes On THem Individuals<.0.3.43.0.mug.

Fake skating

To fabricate stuff and lie openly.
she is fake skating about my dick size to her friends
by darkseid007 October 25, 2019
mugGet the Fake skatingmug.

fake friends day

on august 11th it’s national fake friends day. the day where you get to post about all of your supposed “friends” or you could confront them or judge decide to block all of them.
get ready it’s almost fake friends day, i sure have a lot of people to post abt
by gæking<3 August 9, 2021
mugGet the fake friends daymug.

fake

someone who

: acts diff around certain ppl to impress
: talks to your ex without you knowing

: switches up

: is friends w someone they talked the most smack about

: lies
: don’t believe in you

: thinks they allat
damn you really is a fake friend tho.

imagine bein fake.
by rgs May 20, 2020
mugGet the fakemug.

Faked Accident

A deliberate act designed to scare, annoy, harm, or kill someone, that is executed in a way that appears to be an accident and thus the person who committed the act ideally gets away with it.

An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.
Because of these "faked accidents", murder rates are higher than officially counted. Countless people get away with murder and other crimes and they walk among us, completely unsuspected. Drew Peterson, a cop from Illinois, is a great example. He got away with drowning his wife in a bathtub until her body was reexamined 5 years later.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020
mugGet the Faked Accidentmug.

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