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Beats By Dr Bob

A kool dude who has xbox, has a huge penis and gets all the women, and can beatbox on the side.
by x iDrum N Bass July 31, 2012
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imma beat yo ass

when your girlfriend says shes going to beat your ass. shes lying. just know she is joking. mexicans say it the most but they they never will lol
by Cncndjddmdmks June 4, 2018
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beating up the turtle head

When an uncircumsized guy masterbates at a fast enough rate to make his cock head pop in and out.
Tony O nearly passed out beating up the turtle head to a Sears catalog last night.
by Tri-State dumb ass's February 7, 2008
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beat his ass woke

Beating someone in their sleep as they lay defenseless causing them to awaken baffled why someone would do that to them. Usually when a woman finds out a man cheated on them while the man is still asleep.
I found out Tyrone was screwin that ho Shaquanda, so I beat his ass woke while he passed out on my couch!
by Jan-man September 22, 2017
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Hong Kong beat down

Someone who is beaten up in Hong Kong.
Or someone from Hong Kong who lives anywhere else and beats the shit out of you.
Fuck man, I dont want to go to school.-person 1
why?-person 2
Big Tony said he was going to give me the Hong Kong beat down today, then rub his cheese all over my face.-person 1
SHIII!!-person 2
by Andey Moon December 19, 2008
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Jesus beat me to sleep

When the sex is so good you knock each other out cold when finished. Generally a religious experience in which visions of god and or Jesus are known to occur.
Annica rocked my world so hard Saturday night it felt like Jesus beat me to sleep.
by pta391 July 20, 2009
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your shits beat

The meaner, or manner in which someone conducts a situation or carrys themself. Usually in a displeasing way towards the person on the receiving end.
You- Hey Lou, want to go hang out after class.

Lou- No I think I'm just going to sit a home and be lame.

You- Ah man your shits beat!
by doolinism January 20, 2011
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