Sugar Spelunking

When a Boomer visits a Millennial and the Millennial offers the Boomer coffee, and the Boomer asks for sugar. The Millennial will then be forced to hunt down the sugar in their pantry, a calcified half pound bag inside a baggie inside a Tupperware container stuffed somewhere in the back on the bottom shelf behind the disaster supplies.

This also applies when a Boomer visits you and you try to serve them a bowl of cereal, strawberries, tea, iced tea or grapefruit.

Honey, Bob asked for coffee: I'm going Sugar Spelunking.

by OffHisMeds July 22, 2020

Watermelon sugar

Pink cocaine

That watermelon sugar high

by BloodMoneyFredo January 31, 2021

Sugar booty

A man that financially depends on a woman or man.

He’s such a sugar booty, his sugar mama financed that for him.

by Pinktruthurts6996 April 27, 2022

Sugar water

A great mix for feeding hummingbirds.

Also great when creating sweet sticky syrup to cover your enemies in.
Easily created with 1/2 sugar (any kinds) and 1/2 water (Tap is fine)

Heat for 13 minute’s time, pour the mixture on anyone Un-KIND!

Tehehehehe

Fairy 1: Just heat it up for 13 minutes,

stir the mixture til it’s finished.

Fairy 2: Sugar water, what a treat!

Toss it on your enemy!

The funny children who have been abused: 🐝 🍯 🤪😹🙀😼😸😻 yay!!! Sugar syrup! Caramel! We want Willy Wonka now!!

by Whatsit2yaa May 5, 2022

Brown sugar oatmeal

The ejaculation of semen into a black woman's rectum, and sucking it out. Resulting in a nice white oatmeal surrounded by brown sugar.

"Gerald went home and decided to give his wife the Ol' brown sugar oatmeal. He came over in the morning with a napkin wiping his jowels."

by Kneegrodamus October 22, 2013

with sugar

A sarcastic way of ending your rather rude suggestion with something less rude.

"Go and eat shit........with sugar!"

by mr.nyman January 1, 2017

Sugar Glider

(Slang) Noun: A morbidly obese woman, who, when seen from behind attempting to take a box down from the top shelf at a big-box retail store, possess sufficient arm flab to drape down far enough to resemble someone wearing a parachute suit.

When the sugar glider raised her arms to the same angle, I noticed that the amount of arm flab on each arm differed, in that the area covered by the left-arm formed a trapezoid, while the right arm resembled a side on a rhombus

by John Semen Reilly December 18, 2023