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Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.
Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."
by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022
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Goat Blast

An euphemism for a foursome consisting of three men and one woman. The term comes from the phrase, “I’m hornier than a three-peckered billy goat”. How does one satisfy said goat? It has a blast with a hornier female goat. Three guys with three peckers and one horny girl is more than group sex, it’s a goat blast. The term was created and first used on the podcast Slacker and The Man.
Dobbs: “What happened last weekend? I heard some of the crew spent the night with that chick with the big boobs. Anybody get lucky?”

The Man: “The three of us did a goat blast with her!”

Dobbs: “I should have been there!”

The Man: “Yeah, you could have held the camera.”
by Mashers69 August 15, 2014
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Milly goating

Milly goating is not simply advocacy, support, or education but rather it uses some of the flippancy of trolling in an effort to combat misogyny. The tone of these posts are sarcastic, making fun of the original poster who started this week’s misogynistic discourse. A more gender-neutral version of “billy goat” as the term comes from “the three billy goats gruff
"When that guy posted something sexist on Twitter, Lisa totally milly goated him—she replied with such a funny, sarcastic comeback that everyone was laughing."

“Tom was getting way out of line with his comments, so Emily started milly goating him until he realized how ridiculous he sounded.”
by AvatarxKorra April 16, 2024
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Goat

goats are the overlords of humans. nobody knows it. they control everything except ducks. they work together with ducks. you don't farm goats. THEY FARM YOU.
GOAT
by King Gnomus June 18, 2020
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goat wrangler

a profession involving a male adult who intentionally abuses goats to test the goat's moral and physical stability often in a sexual manner.
holy shit i smashed that chick like a goat wrangler on heat!
by brodiedingo19 May 8, 2012
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soap the goat

when a a man calls everyone in the a blows soap in their mouths.
i went to a porno when i did the soap the goat
by jwajdkahdn July 9, 2023
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GOAT

by shannpps February 2, 2024
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