Caribbean Crab Legs

The act in which a woman spreads her legs. A man then grabs a mallet and beats her legs with it. After one of her legs has a compound fracture, the man sucks/licks the blood off of the legs and spits it onto her vagina. He then fucks her vagina.

Dude I swear to God, the Caribbean Crab Legs have got to hurt so bad. I saw this guy do it on this woman once, and I cringed so hard.

by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 05, 2020

3-leg kat

The most preciously, rarestly gorgoues girl you know. A 3-leg pussy cat attracts lots of attention naturally.

Hey Kitty, you are my 3-leg kat!

by Dubb, the coach September 23, 2006

crazy legs magee

A hoooottt guy!!

Steve is so freaking hot...

by KjL n RmH August 21, 2003

a dogs hind leg

Noun (Slang) A euphenism for homosexual, generally a male homosexual.

That guy is as queer as a dogs hind leg.

by Stephen McDonnell February 09, 2006

walk my leg off

walk a very long distance

I need to walk my leg off to meet my sister who lives in the boonducks.

by lgmal:mvpag October 29, 2013

two legged cum dumpster

A filthy whores' twat.

That stripper was definitely a two legged cum dumpster.

by jlet April 24, 2010

Zambonian Death Leg Lock

A submission hold so strong, it can never be broken.

Matt had me in the Zambonian Death Leg Lock the other day...I couldn't break it!

by ShadowDeth January 06, 2008