miked

Whenever a white guy scrapes together whatever materials on hand to rig a temporary fix to something.

The fix only will last a short time. The item will inevitably break again, and the original issue will now be worse.
The probability of an innocent bystander being injured is high. Beware of electrocution, small fires, sharp corners and rouge nails/screws.

See definition of nigger rigged.

Do not plug in that cord it’s been miked!

by Paskills December 27, 2020

killer mike

A "rapper" that nobody has every heard of. Stole the album of the year from travis scott.

"who won the album of the year?" "killer mike" "who?"

by Marclover69 March 12, 2024

Aggro Mike

A smol azn gorl who gets very aggro at most things in life. Even though she is very aggro, she is very lovable and caring. She’s also usually the mom friend, hence she gets most things done.

Oooo shit she’s an aggro mike rn.
Aggro mike is gonna snap.

by Aggro mike September 1, 2018

The mike job

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead

"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"

by anonymous December 16, 2021

Mike Oxmol

A guy who has a little penis

hi Mike Oxmol

by miwiGx November 7, 2024

Mike Perry

Definition of masculinity.

Man you looking all sorts of Mike Perry right now.

by Dar real man May 21, 2021

Purple Mike

The act of purposely sticking your finger through the toilet paper to tickle your dirty butthole.

I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...

by Jimbo Big Slice January 8, 2021