The definition of a luke is a depressing person usally has a rain cloud above him will always make people depressed when they come into the room and is a sex machine who only has to look at a female and boom pregnant he dosnt fuck around.
by dogsdinner September 27, 2020

luke is the cutest person ever
by this is correct October 22, 2020

by BOB the yeet17 November 30, 2020

He’s very popular and every girl has a crush on him. He has the prettiest eyes and is tall, he’s funny and makes everyone laugh. Everyone wants to be his friend and wants to be with him. He had like 19373836383 girlfriends but he never cheated. Ever.
He forgets many things but he still has good grades. His style isn’t that good, but that doesn’t matter cause everything else is perfect. Except: he can be annoyed really fast, if you’re always in a bad mood or overreacting, he will just ignore you. But he’s also a really caring person and won’t let go of you so fast.
If you know a Luke, he’s a keeper so don’t lose him <3
He forgets many things but he still has good grades. His style isn’t that good, but that doesn’t matter cause everything else is perfect. Except: he can be annoyed really fast, if you’re always in a bad mood or overreacting, he will just ignore you. But he’s also a really caring person and won’t let go of you so fast.
If you know a Luke, he’s a keeper so don’t lose him <3
Person.1: I met a boy today, he’s so funny and handsome!
Person.2: I just know you met Luke!
Person.1: yes! Isn’t he the sweetest?!
Person2. Yess! I love him!
Person.2: I just know you met Luke!
Person.1: yes! Isn’t he the sweetest?!
Person2. Yess! I love him!
by defentlynotdeliaa January 23, 2022

by my farts smell good April 19, 2020

The Luke Goggin is the act of pissing through a mail flap onto someone’s carpet, preferably a business. Best performed on a Saturday night after 1000 beers.
by strny_14 June 6, 2019
