Jew coin

A metal coin, often given as a promotional item, used to take grocery store carts without needing an actual coin.

Jan: We need a cart for all these groceries, but I don’t have any spare change.
Martin: Here, use my jew coin.

by kadoodles May 5, 2021

Hurt a jew, we sue you

Well that's not stereotypical, like... At all, is it? I mean, this fucking guy looks like Toji's worm from Jujutsu Kaisen. He about to spit out a 3-stick nunchuck so Ben Shapiro can fight the woke spirits over here.

Toji's Worm "OoOoOo Ghefoigal! If you hurt a jew, we sue you! Plegh!" 😗🗡

Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."

by Hym Iam May 7, 2024

Colby Jew Man

A failed nazi experiment frozen to awaken in 2024. He has sexuality assaulted plenty of people (mainly cripples) and including his own half brother mason.

Noun:
Fat:
Weirdo:
Nig-

Colby Jew Man: Ewwww colby don't eat the bellybutton hotdogs!

I love daniel larson

by Hawk333 May 14, 2024

Jew dog

A person that does not pay their bills. A Jew dog will usually swindle friends and family for their own benefit. Also known as doing a ryan Newton.

Someone did a ryan Newton on me the other day I was spewing. What a Jew dog.

by Ballinasfck October 19, 2022

Jew knuckle

When a Jewish individual has a slight creasing in the genitalia area due to too tight of gym shorts.

Person #1: look at that little fucker with a big moose knuckle!
Person #2 Hey look at that! It seems to be the outline of a slightly burnt bagel. He’s a dirty jew! Lets get our banks back! That’s a Jew knuckle!!

by JewishFucker February 15, 2025

Jew out 9

Jew out 9, when someone has fucked you over massively, it can only be described as a Jew out 9

Roy: ‘Dude, I was about to get laid last night and Roy cockblocked me again ffs!’

Mangus: ‘Well that’s a Jew out 9 isn’t it?!’

by Absoluteroaster69 April 24, 2020

Milky jew

A sexual move where a gay man shoves his dick in a falafal then ejaculates swiftly before putting it up for auction for a high price like a classic jew move.

Guy 1: im tryna get rich using the milky jew
Guy 2: shit id pay 5000 bucks for adam sandler to do a milky jew

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024