Sunday dead zone

The time between the 4:15 game and the 8:20 game in which there is no football on. The worst time of the day indeed.
Kevin "Nick what are we going to do now? The Cheifs game just ended"
Nick "There is nothing we can do... we are in the sunday dead zone until the Packer game starts"
by 21 ball foot October 22, 2012
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Fuck a dead pony

When one attempts to have sexual intercourse with their partner who is fast asleep.
Keith tried to fuck a dead pony last night.
by Daisymoo June 11, 2015
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Lil Dead Sheep

Souncloud rapper with the power of sheep.
Vlad: "why does Lil Dead Sheep have horns tattoed on his forehead?"
Sara: "Just say Sheep, or else it's LSD dislexia.
he said and I qoute; Dis are hornz || sheep got hornz."
Vlad: "True true."
by Vape_Chaser420 April 26, 2021
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social dead end

Also known as SDE for short.

A person (usually a guy) who either a) has no friends, or b) shields his friends from others all the time. If you meet one of these people, you won't be making any "friends of friends" through them anytime soon, no matter how hard you try or how many years pass. If the SDE is dating someone steadily, you won't even know her name until after they break up.

A SDE will especially shield contacts of the opposite sex, even if they have no chance with them, for fear their friends will "steal their girl/guy". If they're in a steady relationship, they still shield because a) they're still afraid someone (including you) will try to steal her/him away, or b) the SO is nothing to be proud of (ie a fugly ditch pig or pork chop). When a SDE brings out a contact of the opposite sex, it's almost always an ex, or someone he/she tried and failed to get with. Meanwhile, the SDE will have no problem asking you to introduce more girls/guys to him/her regularly. If you do it's a one-way street.

If you are stuck in a social circle full of SDEs, you must find some non-SDEs on your own, as your friends sure as hell won't be helping in this department.

Engineers and Computer Programmers come to mind.
Ted left all those SDE engineers after grad, and last time he checked they were all still hanging out and dating in the same incestuous pool called "ultimate".

After knowing Vic for 4 years, Sam only knew of some girls he tried to get with, but not by name. At that point Sam realized he'd wasted 4 years of his life hanging with a social dead end.
by Slammer111 August 28, 2009
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comforting a dead one

Attempting to re-arouse an overused johnson
woman: shall we love? it is a special night afterall...

man: you can try but after all the self pleasuring ive just indulged in you would just be comforting a dead one
by berrylads August 15, 2011
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dead meat on the tracks

The act of getting your penis stuck in a zipper after urinating.
Ooh, that bled more than dead meet on the tracks.
by Suss March 11, 2005
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dead head

burnt out followers of the band the Greateful Dead.
Question.
how many dead heads does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer
they dont change it, they watch it slowly burn out as they follow it around for 15 years.

damb im glad he is dead
by nightdrive December 26, 2007
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