Sharing a space

You are preventing me from getting the thing that would allow me to NOT share a space with you IMMEDIATELY.

Hym "I don't WANT to share a space with any of you! If you weren't feinting incredulity and trying to impose uncertainty on me under the auspices of either child safety or perceived social transgression or potential for JUSTIFIED VIOLENCE (because collectively imposed, unjust subsidiarity is the impetus for the civil war and what you're collectively doing is exactly that) I would not be ANYWHERE THAT ANY OF YOU ARE EVER FOR ANY REASON FOREVER! I wouldn't even need to BE anywhere special! I would just BE HERE without having to LEAVE HERE to go to a place where I do not want to be! You can have all the space you want! 'Sharing a space' is the OPPOSITE of what I want to do with ANYONE. If you were giving me a choice I wouldn't be doing it."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2023

Micro-Spacing

Typically used in fighting video games, Micro-Spacing is the act of being very close to the opponent, but just far enough away to not get hit.

That Micro-Spacing was crazy! His fist was less than an inch away from my nose

by Charnime October 25, 2023

Space Monkey

The act of hyperventilation and holding breath to the point of unconsciousness causing a temporary high

"Bro, hit a Space monkey"

"Hell no, only retards do space monkeys"

by biffybagh February 27, 2023

Activity Spaces

The places we travel to routinely in our rounds of daily activity.

They described the activity spaces that they work and socialize in.

by MrTrayBorrosInCo December 12, 2021

Space Burn

When food gets freezer burnt in space

Can garlic bread get freezer burn in space? Would that be space burn?

by MyBrotherHatesThisLol September 5, 2022

Space Potato

These wonderful spuds are the meaning of life. Powerful interdimensional witches summon them to protect themselves from evil spirits like My Chemical Romance fans, homophobic Christians, and literally anyone who ships My Hero Academia characters. Eating these magical tubers can give you All Might levels of strength without any negative side effects for 24 hours. Space Potatoes also have insane levels of speed, which allow them to zoom around the multiverse like Sonic the Hedgehog on a skateboard fueled by Mountain Dew and Grindcore. Space Potatoes main goal in life is to assist other life forms in a positive manner. Hopefully you will find a space potato soon.

Did you hear about Uncle Tony? He gained super human strength after eating a space potato.

by MysteriousP4R4D0X May 13, 2021

Space Pig

Box of wine (with the shiny bag inside).

Dude, let's get a space pig and throw a bonfire party.

by MrMysticalToad June 7, 2021