Poop • canon
|noun| the propulsion of a piece of solid feces by flatulence
|adjective| an individual who constantly complains about their problems
|noun| the propulsion of a piece of solid feces by flatulence
|adjective| an individual who constantly complains about their problems
Noun: “Bro the other day, I had a poop canon and I almost broke the bowl of the toilet”
Adjective: “ok first of all you are being a total poop canon now, I don’t wanna hear about your problems.”
Adjective: “ok first of all you are being a total poop canon now, I don’t wanna hear about your problems.”
by Arkayess November 17, 2018
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by Prism Break May 14, 2016
Get the Poop Cream mug.Simply put, poop particles are the molecules that your poop is made of. There is a belief (that is not mainstream) that after pooping into your toilet, it's important that you flush it quickly because poop particles are constantly being emitted from your poop the moment it leaves your body. The belief is that if these particles can drift through the air and land on things like your toothbrushes, hair brushes, etc, which taints them.
You better flush that shit as soon as it drops in order to keep the poop particles from contaminating your property!
by 7ev March 6, 2023
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Jack: "Nah bro, lets make it a poop table."
4 other guys: "sickkkkk"
Jack: "Nah bro, lets make it a poop table."
4 other guys: "sickkkkk"
by Sketchy Jack December 15, 2016
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When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.
When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.
"Dang, when I wake up every morning, I feel like I have to shit. I feel obliged to do it every morning, or else my day is just weird."
"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
by A price of shit October 20, 2019
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by sexiipoops May 17, 2011
Get the owl poops mug.Pooping in the woods has two definitions
1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit
2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.
Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit
2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.
Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods
2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
by PooperOvTehWoods March 19, 2014
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