What the bottom of your feet look like when you have been walking barefoot all day. Reference to the pirate feet in the Disney ride the Pirates of Caribbean.
by Fancyface973 May 24, 2025
Get the pirate feetmug. A pirate shredder is when a female is performing oral sex with cap'n crunch in her mouth and when you ejaculate you scream swab the deck then continue to ejaculate blood all over her body as if she was being shot with cannon balls.
You : yo I was fucking lindsay lastnight and she gave me a pirate shredder.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.
by A well known wigger March 31, 2021
Get the Pirate shreddermug. by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018
Get the One Eyed Piratemug. When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow
Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021
Get the Poon Piratemug. Did you hear Billie's single, What Was I Made For?
Yeah. I sobbed for hours.
billie eilish pirate baird o'connell is the best girl to ever exist.
Yeah. I sobbed for hours.
billie eilish pirate baird o'connell is the best girl to ever exist.
by vi's hexstrap November 9, 2023
Get the billie eilish pirate baird o'connellmug. All of the other definitions are grossly inaccurate for Dirty Pirate Hooker, this is the one true definition. A Dirty Pirate Hooker is a prostitute, escort, or some other woman who accepts cash, gifts, or other valuables in exchange for whoring her body out; what separates a Dirty Pirate Hooker from a regular prositute however is the fact that she has significantly more paid for sex with clientele who are significantly bigger sleezy perverts (making the Dirty Pirate Hooker Dirty); finally their are distinguishing marks such as stab wounds, bite marks, perhaps missing appendages, an eye-patch, etc. which makes said Dirty Pirate Hooker somewhat resemble a pirate of folklore.
Her name was Cinammon, she came to our hotel room in Vegas to entertain us, the apprehension she had of us, the stab wounds, and skankiness told us that she wasn't only a stripper, she was indeed a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
by Alias_Invader October 8, 2014
Get the Dirty Pirate Hookermug. One of the most badass people in the world, they sail seas, drink ale and rum, and their worst enemy is the ninjas.
Beware of them, they quite often get what they want, and almost never fail.
Beware of them, they quite often get what they want, and almost never fail.
by Vulpis Malos September 15, 2016
Get the Piratemug.