Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections
by jabberwokey October 12, 2023
When u do mdma alone and end up with no battery on ur phone so u plug it in and switch it on to call someone or listen to music. U get confused between the start up screen and shutdown screen and end up switching the phone off when its turning on and switching the phone off when its turning on running out the battery and wasting ur roll looking at ur phone getting pissed off. This is the creator if mdma's way of punishing people for constantly using their phone on mdma and/or take too much so they get confused.
I heard you did a pill on your own the other night, how was it? You weren't answering your phone.
It was great except for when i got stuck in the phone loop which kind of wasted my roll.
It was great except for when i got stuck in the phone loop which kind of wasted my roll.
by AcidTest2003 October 19, 2019
The lapse of time you spend without a cell phone after breaking or losing it, often causing anxiety because of the inability to contact people. Withdrawal of the modern smartphone can sometimes cause complete isolation from the outside world.
It's been 2 days, and I'm still on my laptop trying to facebook message my friends where they are. I am extremely phone sick.
My phone was stolen, so now I can't appear busy by pretending to text somebody on my phone. Wait...How am I going to instagram this?!!
I really took having my iphone for granted after I was without one for only 3 days. Now that I have a new one, I am proud to join the rest of the world again.
My phone was stolen, so now I can't appear busy by pretending to text somebody on my phone. Wait...How am I going to instagram this?!!
I really took having my iphone for granted after I was without one for only 3 days. Now that I have a new one, I am proud to join the rest of the world again.
by Toto Annihalation March 15, 2013
Aw, ew! Did you watch me poop? Wait... Did you watch me masterbate? Did YOU masterbate? Did we finish at the same time?
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
This jackass on the metro was yelling on his cell phone, so Steve said "it was a cell phone, not a yell phone dumbass"
by brushnz August 26, 2022
When you are talking on the phone with someone and they say some dank shit and you be like "Hol' up... i gotta go" then you say "Ummm... my Phone ringing, nigward"🤷🏿 ♂️
A:"I saw my moms nudes one time and it was the weirdest thing thats ever happened between me and her"
M:"Ummm... My Phones Ringing, nigward"
M:"Ummm... My Phones Ringing, nigward"
by Anigw@rdM December 21, 2018
Your moms old iphone that you found after she forgot she had it and u now use it as a porn phone even though you cant figure out how to get your moms picture off of the walpaper because she has restriction passwords for everything!!
by Jake from stat3farm February 22, 2017