Love at first phone

“Love at first phone” is the telephone version of “love at first sight”. It is when someone falls in love with someone the first time they speak to them on the phone.
I spoke with Denise Romano today for the first time, feel like I fell in love with her, expression “love at first phone” perfectly describes what happened.
by concision November 03, 2023
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smart phone dump

Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher
I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss
by Joe O'Regan October 06, 2015
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Smash Phone

When someone says something gross through text or call. Just generally through the phone. Your reaction would be to immediately say smash phone
"look Ken sent me sext. Gosh smash phone."
by nixymushy April 22, 2020
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Phone savy

Knowing more about a phone then you let on
You kids think I’m so dumb when I’m actually phone savy
by Dxja_vu January 19, 2019
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Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections
*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand
by jabberwokey October 12, 2023
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Phone loop

When u do mdma alone and end up with no battery on ur phone so u plug it in and switch it on to call someone or listen to music. U get confused between the start up screen and shutdown screen and end up switching the phone off when its turning on and switching the phone off when its turning on running out the battery and wasting ur roll looking at ur phone getting pissed off. This is the creator if mdma's way of punishing people for constantly using their phone on mdma and/or take too much so they get confused.
I heard you did a pill on your own the other night, how was it? You weren't answering your phone.

It was great except for when i got stuck in the phone loop which kind of wasted my roll.
by AcidTest2003 October 19, 2019
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