Peter Quistgard

A person of great due diligence. A giver and a taker; A patron saint that has created a throng of many a song.

Hi My name is Peter Quistgard. 200-00-OFLX1MOO

by Sir Hoovington Esquire April 25, 2025

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A hand full of Peter

a band from the animated american sitcom "Family Guy" consisting of charters Glenn Quagmire and Peter Griffin.

songs include "Credit card debt"
"Alyssa Malano"
"I poop in strange places"

Tristan: What's a hand full of Peter? Another blow job joke on Family Guy?
John Boy: Listen; Glenn Quagmire: Alyssa Malano, i knew yo ware gunna be hut wham jou ware nene.

by Soctor2 September 12, 2017

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A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery instead of being bossed around by people.

Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.

by AntiFursAreNazis December 8, 2023

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peter up

the opposite of limp dick/penis

oh girl i touched a guy and he went peter up

by anonymous August 2, 2024

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Mr. Peters

A teacher who is a mad lad who will snatch your phone on sight and end your snapchat streaks. you think this is a joke the man slays on tinder and always swipe right and has a receding hairline

our realationship is hitting the rough and I think we need to have a mr. Peters...? What.? No! I will not Mr peters

by KaleCantMakeBail October 11, 2018

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