Pants off Party

A great way to break the ice when performing an awkward sexual act. ex, double team, orgy etc..

Everyone takes their pants off and relaxes, until you decide to take it further.

Hey man, I hear you double teamed that slut last night. How'd you start it off?

Simple man, a pants off party!

by shanzeeb March 8, 2009

Slooty Pants

A person who is slooty. They often go around doing slooty things in slooty ways.

Man, that Brian kid is such a slooty pants. He really sloots it up over the summer

by an-annonymous-non-slooty May 22, 2011

Captain Pants

One who, whilst playing Mario Kart Double Dash as a team!, will shoot you with a blue tracking shell right before you complete the longest cup in the game thereby making you come in second place and lose by one point.

AKA: Your little brother

Shootee: "Yes we're gonna win!"
Shooter: "Can I throw this blue shell?"
Shootee: "No!"
Shooter: "Okay." *throws the shell*
Shootee: "Omg! You just made us lose! That was a long cup!"
Shooter: "Sorry"
Shootee: "Good going Captain Pants!"

by Varjack December 1, 2006

Orgasm pants

A pair of pants that you wear,
When you say morgan has your pants when

really,your talking about you orgasm pants:)
Ahh!

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by Hehehimsocool October 28, 2009

ship my pants

If you can't find what you are looking for in stores, you can find it online at kmart.com and ship it for free.

Ship my pants? Right here?

by Kmart.com April 26, 2013

ink in my pants

One can "ink in their pants" when they are very excited. It is interchangeable to "getting a boner" but "ink in my pants" can be used by both sexes.

I nearly inked my pants when I saw Dave Matthews at Red Rocks.

Watching that stripper do the splits at Shotgun Willie's made me ink in my pants.

by Shiho May 31, 2006

Jizz in my pants

A funny song for SNL that is about ejaculating prematurely.

Last night I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film, Went outside and it began to rain, checked my phone and saw that it rang and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

by A DUDE13545 March 31, 2009