pussy pelmet

very short skirt, leaving nothing to the imagination!

that's not a skirt, that's a pussy pelmet!

by banana83 April 28, 2005

potatoe pussy

The unexplainable bulge in the front crouch of over weight women. Front Bum.

Ugh, that fat chick is wearing sweat pants and her potatoe pussy is hanging over her thighs. I think I am going to be ill.

by giorgio M April 30, 2005

tight pussy

The female version of "size matters."

Guy, "We need to talk."
Gal, "What, are you dumping me?"
Guy, "Well, it's just that you don't have a tight pussy, and that undermines your performance in bed; you know, the motion of the ocean."
Gal, "Maybe your dick just isn't big enough for me, ever thought of that?"
Couple's therapist, "I have a solution. Guy, I'll prescribe you some male enhancement pills; Gal, I'll prescribe you some vaginal tightening pills. It's what I recommend for every couple with a small dick and a huge vag in the relationship."

by funblob July 18, 2015

Pussy-Pirate

Someone who goes around having sex with females to steal their virginity.

I've heard of rape but being a pussy-pirate, I wonder how many girl's virginities he has taken.

by Malcavious Xero August 12, 2006

Pussy Stick

Another term for vape or juule.
It’s what edgy teens and middle aged men use instead of weed and other smoking drugs.

Person 1:Hey is Mike using a vape?
Person 2:Naw it’s just a pussy stick.

by GayAssNigNag November 14, 2018

Pussy cat

Know as a pet cat or stray cat, or in slang known as a lady's bushy area. =

I love your pussy cat.

by Vagerna August 11, 2007

vampire pussy

Female that thinks she is a vampire (also known as Goth girls.) Their appearance consists of a general apathy, a pale completion, worn out fishnets, and black leather dresses.

I went to numbers to pick up some vampire pussy.

by Eric Dick November 24, 2006