poop shanagle

1. A small piece of shit dangling off you butthole hairs

2. a major douschbag

3. someone who gets and the way, or is as significant to you as a piece of shit trapped in the hairs of your ass

1. Big Papa Jonny: i had the worst poop shanagle hanging off my ass last week and when i sat down it itched like a bitch

Spencer: that sucks a huge amount
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2. Nikki Grube: HEY spencer

Spencer:get away you ugly fag-lishous poop shanagle

by spencee mageee October 25, 2007

poop brigade

A bunch of people going places together and collectively pooping on things.

Guy 1: Dude, Jen has been a huge bitch lately, should we send in the poop brigade?
Guy 2: Yes! I have been meaning to get the brigade together to launch another poop attack!
Guy 1: Sweet, I'll pass out the prunes and laxative!

by TheManWithThePeedDriveway February 10, 2014

poop dictator

Someone who will come in your bathroom and take your poop even if you are still crapping

Josh is such a poop dictator he did it to me yesterday

by Jblaze17 February 24, 2014

asteroid poop

When taking a poop, the poop "breaks up" on "reentry" and leaves a notable splash for every chunk.

"Dude I had a total asteroid poop back there. I had to wipe my ass four times to get all of the water off."

by Blood_Sweat_'n_Tears March 8, 2014

pooping in the woods

Pooping in the woods has two definitions

1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit

2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.

Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.

1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods

2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.

by PooperOvTehWoods March 19, 2014

over-pooped

Similar to over-slept but instead of a delicious sleep making you late, a delicious lengthy poop makes you late. Or some times agonizing constipation, or high- fiber poo. Whatever the case, you have to call in late because you were "delayed" "held up in traffic" etc. Your family and closest friends know the truth.

MAN ON TOILET: "Honey , please call my boss. Tell him I'll be 15 minutes late. I'm held up in traffic."
WIFE: "Looks like you OVER-POOPED again."

by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014

Poop Yeti

A mountain snow creature that loves poop, most commonly found in Dundalk, Maryland.

Watch out for katelyn shes a poop yeti.

Hey stop that poop yeti!!

by PoopYetiLover May 13, 2014