Island Park

A small town as far south as you can go on Long Island you can go. The town is stuck in the past and adverse to much change of any kind. Almost universally Republican and everyone either knows each other or is related.
Want to go to Island Park?

Nah im a big liberal, can't do it.
by My negros August 12, 2023
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Banana Island

All 66 roomowners were-
I went on vacation to banana island
If only the roomowners werent cleared
by vivilex April 24, 2018
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Hello chosen island

When you call the chosen island chinese restaurant and you meet the lady at the front. She says “hello chosen island”
A guy name Gabi kept saying “hello chosen island” making fun of the person that answers the phone at chosen island restaurant
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 17, 2025
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Long Island

An island in the north Atlantic. Home to Billy Joel, Jerry Seinfeld and Alec Baldwin. It's a diverse place consisting of Nassau and Suffolk counties (Suffolk is far superior.) Ranging from rich white suburbs like Oyster Bay ("meet the parents" was set there!), Great neck and Port Washington to poor "hood" towns with the word "hood" in them like Riverhood, Hoodlum Bays and Brenthood as well as vacation destinations like Southampton and Montauk, gay hotspots like Westhampton and places where upper middle class artists and hipsters take over like Greenport.

You get around using the LIRR, you drink Coors light out of a paper bag and you need to change in Ronkonkoma if you're on the North fork and in Babylon if you're on the south fork and in Jamaica if you're anywhere else. If you're one of the lucky ones who lives on the east end, you get the luxury of taking the Hampton jitney.

You shop at King Kullen or the IGA. You go to "the city", not Manhattan and constantly claim to be from new York in order to seem cool.
Person 1: Wait, so you actually listen to Billy Joel?

Person 2: Long Island born and raised.

Person 1: ah.
by Themostunimportantpersonontheb December 12, 2018
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Island car

Are often passed from friend to friend - dents and scrapes are mandatory - buy a nice seat cover at least for the driver side - Do not repaint or get the dents fixed - do not lend it to a friend unless they are agreeable to a cash replacement - stay left and aim at something cheap.
My island car crapped out on me on my way to work.
by c_notes_ April 03, 2017
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