Bloke Smoking

The act of giving Oral sex to a man, most likely implying prostitution.

-That woman over there is probably a Bloke Smoker.
- she loves Bloke Smoking

by YEETUSMYFEETUSBITCH December 18, 2022

My furnace is smoking

Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.

"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"

by NotMetero February 11, 2014

angry smoke

When you go out for a smoke just to play angry birds away from work, similar to an angry shit. One form of "skating" out of work, but for the productive reason of maintaining a professional appearance at work and getting your gaming done outside.

Man i gotta angry smoke that, people are dissin me for having my phone out while working.

by monkeyfarmingpenguin July 9, 2011

Smoke on it

thought it was more common expression.... but it basically means to reflect on or analyze something. Referring to how stoners get lost in thoughts while blazing.

Not sure what it means..... ill smoke on it for a while.

by charlie crazy April 14, 2020

Smoking

An excuse people use to low key have sex.

Josh: “Me and Hannah are going out smoking tonight!”
Brandon: “Oh? Make sure you wrap it before you tap it”

by uhhhhhhdammmmmm September 10, 2020

two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021

nasal smoke

When good kush is stuffed in the nostrils and lit with a lighter simpilar to pipe and then smoked

I'm about to rip this nasal smoke son!

by FLu. April 8, 2017