Brad's Mom 

An unbeleivable milf. She will do anything you want from her.

Person 1: Wow dude, look at Brad's Mom... what a milf.

Person2: Yeah, we did it in every way last night.

OR

jesus, would you check out that Brad's mom, what a milf.

Brad's Mom by Lucas13 September 10, 2008

Soccer Mom

A suburban,(white, 95% of the time) middle-class mom who drives a mini-van and has usually 2-4 kids. She holds mostly conservative political views, and is unemployed. She spends her day watching daytime television, and/or grocery shopping for her family. She gets all her money from her husband. She usually is semi-religious and often shelters her children. Her other duties consist of dropping off and picking up her children from soccer practice, and other sports or activities. She also gets overly-involved in her children's school, being an active member of the PTA. She is exactly what makes suburban life so dull.

A woman who is way too overprotective and involved in her children's lives is a soccer mom.

Soccer Mom by TomNook June 9, 2011

My Mom 

A verbal abusive "mother" who screams and raises their voice-over stupid shit and arguments they started.

I HATE HER I WANT HER TO JUST SHUT UP AND NOT SPEAK EVER AGAIN AND TO STOP HITTING ME

My mom is a fucking filthy cunt who smells like fish and doesn't shower. I hope shit stays quiet and stops gaslighting me.

My Mom by Tbh I'm right June 24, 2020

Lance's Mom

The most beautiful and fuckable MILF you will ever see. She is great in bed, and will always cheer up your dick if needed.

Guy: Lance's Mom is such a fucking babe

Any other guy: Fuck yea she is!

Lance's Mom by XxFeministxX May 17, 2016

soccer mom

A progression from the shocker and surprise, but not quite the mini van. This consists of one up front with three little ones in the back.

After receiving the soccer mom, my girlfriend knew her destiny in life.

soccer mom by spiralhelix June 21, 2011

Soccer Mom

Usually a very over protective parent. You can see them at game stored freaking out about games like "Mortal Kombat" or "Call of duty" very annoying and is the whole reason why anmies like DBZ have been so butchered.

Soccer Mom: How can you sell this game with all the blood you are all makeing seriel killers here!

Me: Oh my god I just came in to buy Dead Island!

Soccer Mom by Bob the funky human October 16, 2011

Ur mom gay 

Ur mom gay
Please don't use this on someone they can die!!1!!1!!!11

Ur mom gay
Please dont use this on someone

Billy : Ur mom gay

You : Ur dad lesbian

*Billy Dies*

*Billys brother is mocking your family*

You : Ur family transgender

*He gets burned and becomes ashes*

*Billys father is mocking your country*

You : Ur country bisexual

*WW3 starts*
You: WW3 is WW друг
*every one dies*

Please dont use this if you dont want WW3 to happen.
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Ur mom gay by Big goth tiddies June 10, 2018