lick

loser in cool khakis

*somebody does something stupid* "your such a lick"

by La diabla May 17, 2017

Lucky Lick and Stick

When a woman licks a man’s balls and his penis gets as long and hard as a stick.

Mark: Lily just gave me a lucky lick and stick.
Geoff: What!? That’s so lucky!
Lily: *walks past them*
Mark and Geoff: *watches their penises get big*

by ReDsUsPiocIOS March 31, 2021

devious lick

People stealing shit from schools lmfao

My friend just did a devious lick in the school bathroom…..

by Tittiemilkers September 17, 2021

Smith lick

One smith licks a girl in such a way she begins to see a ghost or cat fave through the wall .

I'm going to smith lick you tonight jenny

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by Hahahahayoloswag July 31, 2016

Golden lick

When a man is urinating and someone licks the side of his penis.

That girl was so drunk she gave me a golden lick in the bathroom at the club.

by MA&D September 15, 2016

Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022

devious lick

a devious lick is when you steal school property from usually that bathrooms and then put it in your backpack and take it home. most commonly soap dispensers and air hand dryers. some people even take the doors off the stalls.

Person 1: BRO WE JUSTT HIT THE ABSOLUTE MOST DEVIOUS LICK
Person 2: what did you take?
Person 1: WE TOOK THE FUCKING SINK

by imacowgaming September 13, 2021