Caribbean Crab Legs

The act in which a woman spreads her legs. A man then grabs a mallet and beats her legs with it. After one of her legs has a compound fracture, the man sucks/licks the blood off of the legs and spits it onto her vagina. He then fucks her vagina.

Dude I swear to God, the Caribbean Crab Legs have got to hurt so bad. I saw this guy do it on this woman once, and I cringed so hard.

by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 5, 2020

crazy legs magee

A hoooottt guy!!

Steve is so freaking hot...

by KjL n RmH August 20, 2003

a dogs hind leg

Noun (Slang) A euphenism for homosexual, generally a male homosexual.

That guy is as queer as a dogs hind leg.

by Stephen McDonnell February 9, 2006

walk my leg off

walk a very long distance

I need to walk my leg off to meet my sister who lives in the boonducks.

by lgmal:mvpag October 30, 2013

two legged cum dumpster

A filthy whores' twat.

That stripper was definitely a two legged cum dumpster.

by jlet April 24, 2010

Zambonian Death Leg Lock

A submission hold so strong, it can never be broken.

Matt had me in the Zambonian Death Leg Lock the other day...I couldn't break it!

by ShadowDeth February 5, 2008

Skinny Jeans/ Straight Legs

Extremely straight&tight pants that get smaller as they go down to your ankles. Very hard to put on! Gotta jump around alot for them to reach your waist. They look like pencils.

Preps and Emos wear them (Sometimes gangsters). Come in every color and pattern. Can be found at any clothing store.

Girls and Boy wear them. (But when boys wear them, they don't have an ass.)
Bonus for girls who wanna show off their butts!
If your thighs are abit big, I think you should wear anything BUT THESE PANTS.
(Big self-confidence lowerer!)

Gangster: Damnnn.. My ass looks fine in these skinny jeans/ straight legs!

Prep: Wow.. I have like no icky fat on me! Love these skinny jeans/ straight legs!


Emo: Yeaa.. I got zebra skinny jeans/ straight legs.

by Some person :) ~J March 31, 2009