IM-acrite 

1. A person or thing who says that they'll do something online* and then crushes your anticipation into smitherines.

*either they'll do something on the computer.

*or they'll agree to do something online.

My friend always says she'll be back online in ten mins but comes back in thirty.. sometimes never at all.
She is such a IM-acrite. </3

IM-acrite by natalie sthoup August 2, 2010

IM anxiety 

The sense of anxiety and/or dread one feels when an IM is left unanswered for more than approximately 30 seconds. Generally this occurs at the beginning of a relationship when the other parties feelings are in question. IM anxiety may be accompanied by unreasonably frequent glances at the IM window and an utter inability to perform any non-computer tasks.

I was getting crazy IM anxiety yesterday when she wouldn't answer on MSN. Turned out she was just doing housework >.<

IM anxiety by IronMongoose February 20, 2011

im altosaxual 

people who like alto sax players

im altosaxual

im altosaxual by im altosaxual March 3, 2022

im an island boy

what my classmate says because shes probably trans and has autism. this is also a rare footage of basing basing im basing on yo pa.

IM AN ISLAND BOY SLAY BESTIES *instead gets clapped by the 2 island boys*

im an island boy by welcometourfinaltestimmrbreast October 22, 2023

nigga im asian 

when ur black but ur also asian

black fella: wut up my nigga
black Asian: nigga im asian

nigga im asian by nigga i is asian May 2, 2018

i think im about to steal 

When somebody is about to steal they will yell this sentence.

“I think im about to steal” with a camera pointed on his face

i think im about to steal by SirIdiot October 18, 2020

Im about to slide

Getting ready to leave smoothly in an awkward situation.
To "slide" out
Slang for im about to head out or be on my way

You ready to go ? Im about to slide.
Im tired im about to slide.

Im about to slide by Gottaloveni May 19, 2016