Human

Worthless for everything.

Currently only exist as meme making machines.

Look at that human hes making more memes

by 735.13 May 22, 2018

human skin

A delicious substance often used in various soups and pastas. It is harvested from individuals who are undeserving of their skin.

I love the skinners noodle restaurant, they always put just the right amount of human skin into their noodles.

by IMMAJUICEBOI May 30, 2024

Humanity’s domination

A plan made by The leader of the rebellion to kill all of the demons in the head council building.

The leader of the rebellion: Humanity’s Domination is the only option left Norman. Accept it.
Norman: NEVER!

by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022

human sloth

A human who seems to live life in slow motion.

He annoys the hell out of me, he takes over a minute to take his coat off and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 May 30, 2018

Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Human Omelet

A human omelet is an omelet made of raw ingredients that are consumed, regurgitated, and cooked by an individual.

"Jole, I made a 'Human Omelet' and fed it to my neighbor Karen!"
"What the hell is wrong with you, Kevin? She's literally dying."

by TheVioletMind October 3, 2024

Human Blow Pop

When having a threesome with at least one small individual and stick your fist up there ass, lift them up, and allow the other person to suck them dry.

I gave Jeremy a human blow pop with Mike!

by DumbFxck April 23, 2024