Married By Facebook

Persons of the same or opposite sex or Facebook itself come into a technological binding agreement that confirms marriage.

That ring means nothing until you have updated your status to let your friends know that you have been Married by Facebook.

Yeah, the "wedding" was okay. But, they failed to update their status on Facebook, so naturally I am confused to why they spent so much time money and effort for such an event which I clicked "Yes" on Facebook.

Hey, just got Married by Facebook. Mobile Pics Uploaded

by c-hat-e August 5, 2012

facebook fucker

Someone who starts talking to girls they don't know on facebook solely for the purpose of fucking them later on.

Friend- That weird kid Adam just asked how my ballet lessons are going. wtf does he care??
Me- He doesn't, he's just trying to be facebook fucker.

by Pichosaurio December 17, 2013

Facebook Moment

An event in which somebody nearby had a camera phone, captured a unique and most often embarrassing moment and then promptly uploaded it to their Facebook profile.

Example: Your best friend passed out at a party, so everyone decided to draw pictures on his face and wrap him in saran wrap. Being the good friend that you are, you captured that Facebook Moment by snapping a photo of him on your camera phone and then posted it on your Facebook profile long before your friend woke up.

by figmooh May 22, 2010

facebook hassler

one who continuously hassles, annoys or bothers others to post pictures, videos, etc. onto facebook until he or she does so.

Louis "Can you put those pictures up from tonight?"

Betsy "Louis, I will, I'm not in the mood today."

next day...

Louis "Betsy are you gonna post those pictures today?"

Betsy "Louis stop being such a facebook hassler, i'll do it eventually."

by Ballzy Anna Rad December 18, 2008

Facebook Hate

A hate you have for a person based on their status', wall posts, etc that either clutter your feed or bother you, while not actually knowing them in real life.

"Did you see Brians Wall? He updated his status 20 times in one hour! God, I facebook Hate that Kid"

"His videos are so stupid. why does he think i wanna see them? I Facebook Hate him, but i dont really know him."

by MaFieldsTt! December 29, 2009

Facebook Popcorn

Getting chatted at in facebook chat by several people at once, or by one really talkative person, causing a barrage of popping noises from your computer.

I was trying to sleep, but my roommate was making Facebook Popcorn.

by NoMoreTrolls October 13, 2010

Stoopid Facebook

Stoopid Facebook is a term to be used when Facebook messes up and you feel the need to insult it.

"I didn't get your message!"
"I sent it! Stoopid Facebook."

by Brittany'Roo Brooks September 12, 2011