facebook-lovers

People who share their undying love for each other over Facebook with no regard to their friends' news feeds. They say the most cliché things that they wouldn't even say in person to each other, but they do on Facebook.

Random Facebook user: Wow, Kelsie and Blake are the most annoying Facebook-lovers. Have they heard of a phone? They are completely ruining my news feed with what looks to be love letters written by children.

by JoMommaFroGeorgia July 8, 2012

facebook fucker

Someone who starts talking to girls they don't know on facebook solely for the purpose of fucking them later on.

Friend- That weird kid Adam just asked how my ballet lessons are going. wtf does he care??
Me- He doesn't, he's just trying to be facebook fucker.

by Pichosaurio December 17, 2013

facebook revalation

Finally recognizing in person a facebook friend. When it clicks that the person you just saw walking by you is indeed that facebook friend you have never met.

Walking down the hall she had a facebook revalation that random girl who always likes her pictures and realized it was indeed shannon.

by awesomecowgirl16 September 13, 2011

facebook stalking

A talent not unique to but certainly heightened within teen college girls. This skill manifests itself in having the unwavering patience to tear through every corner of a facebook profile, page, timeline, and post. Culprits are usually caught by the often paired attribute of "liking" absolutely everything.

"What happened to Abe?"

"We had to have an intervention because she was facebook stalking again"

"how bad was it?"

"86 likes"

That one person who actually reads Facebook's ToS

by MCCraven February 5, 2013

In-your-facebooker

A couple who communicates lovey-dovey smarminess via Facebook.

"Did you see the 'we're so in love with each other' crap Lee and Chris were posting yesterday?"
"Yeah, they are so in-your-facebookers"

by dunkentz November 19, 2009

Facebook Popcorn

Getting chatted at in facebook chat by several people at once, or by one really talkative person, causing a barrage of popping noises from your computer.

I was trying to sleep, but my roommate was making Facebook Popcorn.

by NoMoreTrolls October 13, 2010

facebook hassler

one who continuously hassles, annoys or bothers others to post pictures, videos, etc. onto facebook until he or she does so.

Louis "Can you put those pictures up from tonight?"

Betsy "Louis, I will, I'm not in the mood today."

next day...

Louis "Betsy are you gonna post those pictures today?"

Betsy "Louis stop being such a facebook hassler, i'll do it eventually."

by Ballzy Anna Rad December 18, 2008