Facebook pain

Facebook pain (or Status Infliction) occurs when a 'friend' or ex-partner you sill have feelings for gushes about their new lover.

Some examples of Facebook pain:

- Can't wait to see my girl tonight
- 2 hours! A new personal best ;-)
- Liam went from being "single" to "in a relationship" <3
- I have the best girlfriend ever :p
- Moving in with my girl
- Cuddled up on the sofa watching telly together
- Here is a picture of us in one another's arms

Facebook pain by OneUnintended November 9, 2011

Facebook Nazi

Some who makes post after post after post on Facebook babbling on and on about their extremist views and tries to force them down your throat. If you don't agree then you couldn't possibly be right because they think they are the ultimate knowledgebase. Their posts are usually followed by a link that says "see 7 similar posts". They usually re-iterate what they have just seen on CNN or fox news and most posts contain words like "fearmongering", "terrorism", "economy", "Obama", "Al-queda", "Osama", "biological warfare", and other things related to world affairs and current events.

You know who you are. Facebook Nazi.

Damn, I just had to scroll through 50 posts of nonsence posted by one user. What a facebook Nazi.

Facebook Nazi by Whiteboyday February 3, 2010

Facebook Gangster 

A person who uses facebook to send lots of messages to his/her facebook friends.

A person who continuously messages others on facebook.

A person who is addicted to messaging others on facebook.

A person that calls out others on facebook, by either posting on others' walls or by sending them private messages.

Dude, I was facebook gangstering these girls on facebook.

You're a facebook gangster.

Facebook Gangster by toonchoon September 13, 2010

facebook slut 

a facebook slut is a girl who no matter what guys profile you go on you will always see her flirting with the guy . you can tell she is a facebook slut because she will be everywhere unlike the few common girls who he might talk to . stay far away from facebook sluts , cause who wants to be with a girl that every guy has been with (:

nikki - heey tyler , you know that amber girl ? she is such a facebook slut !

tyler- why you say that ?

nikki - everytime i try and talk to a new guy , she's right there on his dick . i swear she's everywhere .

facebook slut by skinnybitch09 March 1, 2011

facebook tagged 

When one of your facebook friends loads up your wall with multiple updates and other postings (similar to a brick wall getting tagged with graffeti).

"My whole page got facebook tagged with Joe's constant status updates and whatever games he has been playing. He is such a graffeti artist."

facebook tagged by DC Devo April 22, 2009

facebook deuce 

The act of surfing facebook while going number 2.

bro, give me my laptop I gotta take a facebook deuce

facebook deuce by bwizzy November 16, 2009

Facebook Flight 

The act of spontaneously leaving the room while still logged onto Facebook and in the middle of a chat conversation.

In FB chat...
Mike: Lol that's great! What are you doing this weekend?

(No Reply)

3 Minutes later...
Mike: Greg?

(No reply)

1 Hour later
Greg: Sry bro I made Facebook Flight to go eat dinner. Whats up?

Facebook Flight by SodomicBlitz April 16, 2010