by VolcomStarz May 27, 2017
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The only weapon capable of dealing with a Mega Douche, this is a put-down so powerful the offending douchebag realizes the full extent of his douchiness and is vaporized.
Did you hear the put-down Mike dropped on the Mega Douche Dickie? Total Douche Nuke! Dickie melted down completely.
by speedshift September 14, 2014
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Girl 1: OMG look at that guy over there with his saggy pants and backwards snapback! He's so hot!
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't see him past his douche glare.
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't see him past his douche glare.
by thatonegirlyoudontknow57 February 5, 2014
Get the douche glare mug.Douche Dumplings are hairstyles known to both Milennials and the LGBTQ community. A douche dumpling is often the hairstyle of choice for those confused between the need to have bangs and a buzz cut. More commonly referred to as a man bun.
today I spotted an entitled hipster aimlessly crusing the boulevard in his Toyota prius, well under the speed limit of course. As he flicked the lever to open his sun roof. The douche dumpling perched firmly atop his head began to slowly unravel causing thus causing him to narrowly miss the oncoming lgbtq rally that was forming .
by LJpeas October 18, 2021
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That bar is a real douche corral
All the d-bags congregate at the local douche corral across the street
That bar is a real douche corral
All the d-bags congregate at the local douche corral across the street
by sdmama January 16, 2014
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