A redneck who relies on welfare checks, who you can find at the beginning of each month buying out Walmarts entire supply of beer, cheeto puffs, and mountain dew.
John: "I guess we won't be buying cheeto puffs today. That woman in the motorized shopping cart bought them all!"
Bob: "Whatta check 'neck!"
Bob: "Whatta check 'neck!"
by Swedish Barnacle Balls July 17, 2022

When, before participating in a threesome, you have to discard a few people so it doesn't turn into an orgy. You have a quick look at them and select the fittest.
- So, did you fuck all of them?
- Nah, I serve ball checked them quick and tossed the ones who were still unnaked
- Nah, I serve ball checked them quick and tossed the ones who were still unnaked
by fikconker October 22, 2016

That one time that you feel something crawling on your leg but it’s just your shoe lace. Or it’s a spider...
Josh: I feel something on my leg...
James: it’s just your shoe lace.
Josh: J-James.. there’s a spider... a big one.. on your leg...
James: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Remember to check your leg if you feel something!
James: it’s just your shoe lace.
Josh: J-James.. there’s a spider... a big one.. on your leg...
James: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Remember to check your leg if you feel something!
by amogusrefrence April 14, 2021

by Rne-Hayden February 14, 2023

When a Craigslist doctor sets up an appointment with you in his garage, hotel room, etc and insists on performing multiple digital rectal exams/prostate checks within a single "appointment."
I set up an appointment with Dr. Nick to get my medical marijuana card, but he insisted on Czech checking me before he'd authorize it.
by Daodalus December 5, 2017

by Adly The First January 13, 2022

When someone Initiates a lighter check they light their lighter while saying lighter check then they proceed to pass the flame to everyone who also brought their lighters. If done regularly can prevent lighter thieves.
Stoner 1: *starts snapchat* Lighter Check *flicks lighter*
Stoner 2: *catches flame* I got mine
Stoner 3: you already know *catches flame*
Stoner 4: I forgot mine.
Stoner 1: Wtf you smoking for?
Stoner 2: *catches flame* I got mine
Stoner 3: you already know *catches flame*
Stoner 4: I forgot mine.
Stoner 1: Wtf you smoking for?
by Cyanokit May 1, 2020
