Abysmal Hard Candy

The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.

Man, that makes that Abysmal Hard Candy look absolutely abysmal

by theelitephayze69420 December 6, 2024

The candy machine

The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....

"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"

by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024

Candy Blosssom

A virtual blue and pink tree with cotton candy on it found in grow a garden

I got a candy blosssom and you dont

by El Pseudonymio July 29, 2025

Cartel Candy

Fentanyl pills, usually the little blue ones, contained in small or large baggies.

"Yo! Steve stopped breathing after popping a Cartel Candy!"

by Buddahslevjevic August 28, 2025

Accent Candy

When someone speaks in a mastered fake accent, and asks people “Can you guess where I’m from?”, and enjoys it when people can’t. That’s them eating the Accent Candy.

He spoke in a perfect British accent and asked, “Guess where I’m from?” When everyone guessed wrong, he smiled—eating the Accent Candy.

by miwsyed September 5, 2025

AI-candy

Too hot to be human.

That’s AI-candy, it can’t be real.

by Hikerheather October 29, 2025

The World of Candy Effect

The strange, soul crushing emotional spiral that hits after listening to the entire song “World of Candy” by Michael Jackson, not just a snippet, not a remix, but the full uncut experience. It starts out sweet, nostalgic, even magical, then bam! suddenly you’re plunged into a deep, unexplainable grief that lingers all day. Nothing helps, not memes, not snacks, not fresh air, until you finally crash and sleep it off. Like how did this guy who made Thriller write ts?

“Dude, I listened to World of Candy on my lunch break and couldn’t function the rest of the day.”

“You are experiencing The World of Candy effect.”

by MotifMixes November 8, 2025