bathroom cake

When a man has sex in a bathroom and grabs the urinal cake and shoves it up his partners ass.

Ron did a bathroom cake last night.

by Steve12345788 February 16, 2014

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Kooter cake

The build up of sweat,fugus, and possible a yeast infection in the kooter region.

J man went to the ER after eating sexy mels kooter cake.

by Brett Burnette January 5, 2008

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Finding a girl on her period, ripping out her tampon so she bleeds, bust a nut on her vagina so you have a red and white vagina, then you put sprinkles and frosting on her vagina and eat out her vagina

Dude im so full, me and your girlfriend made a waldo cake and i smashed on it.

by Nazi Guido April 19, 2011

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patrick cake

A faggot

You are such a patrick cake!

by Le Roger Le Savage September 2, 2016

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Cake Mission

To fuck a girl quickly and send her home

Guy 1- "So I walked in on my girl fucking my bro."
Guy 2- "Fuck! That bitch got you bent... wtf bro. Im sorry, dont sweat that grimey hoe."
Guy 1- "Ha hell no, Im not gunna sweat it. Im just about to go on a Cake Mission with her best friend."

by cc8394 June 12, 2011

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clique cake

Any food (usually cake) left on the table of a communal staffroom of a large organisation where there is an unwritten rule that it is only for a certain group of people within the organisation.

Clique cake is a very common phenomenon in school staff rooms, where the cake in question is 'only for the Maths department' or other department.

Alternatives include cake being only for 'old timers' who have been at the workplace for over X years or 'you've got to know Bob to have a piece' cake.

'Look. Cake!'

'I wouldn't dare if I was you. It looks like clique cake!

by mids99 October 5, 2009

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