When having sex with a viking goddess ends abruptly after she finishes before he does. Leaving him no choice but to finish himself off resulting in cum on his hand which he then unintentionally wipes across his chin.

I never saw a man gag so dramatically as that one I pulled a dirty Christiansen on. Even after I told him how good it was for his skin!

dirty christiansen by elsbeth May 8, 2022

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christian temple

tall young man with nice facial hair

hmmm girl NOBODY can shave a christian temple

christian temple by jasmine shelton March 24, 2005

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Christian Deem

a shooting pain in your vagina

christian deem is a shooting pain in your va- jae jae

Christian Deem by Lorelei Schlueter January 15, 2008

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Christian Burris

One of the coolest people on the planet. A hiking enthusiast who has hiked the Appalachian Trail and the Vermont Long Trail. Also, a passionate and loyal supporter of Liverpool Football Club. He is most commonly known for being involved in a love triangle with Nicole Kidman and Kate Beckinsale.

Christian Burris is an awesome hiker.

Christian Burris by Skimt127 February 3, 2010

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