ditch candy

when you have no where to fuck, you go outside and do it in the ditch. The act is known as "ditch candy." However, it is not like normal sex. When you have ditch candy, you have to be careful not to let the wrong kind of snake go into your hole.

Me and my girlfriend where having some hard-core ditch candy, until my mom drove by.

by RAEHRABKEAMRBIRNEYAHTMDKH October 28, 2010

bird candy

Bird candy is a subtle way of calling someone a cocksucker. It allows a person to express themselves in a situation that would not allow for such language.

Tom is being a total bird candy right now.

by 011000110 June 23, 2017

battery candy

Sour candy, because sour candy is as bad for your teeth as battery acid.

Pirate: Yarrrgh, do you like battery candy?

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 26, 2022

Ms. Candy

The mythical and servy hero from the short film "Alexander Stulltus" by Ephrem Davis.

Alex : "Fuck! I was really hoping to get that tradey art dealer but he's going with Ms. Candy. - I wish I was just like her."

by revengerseeker212 March 31, 2025

candy corn

the white, yellow, and orange candy that resembles what its named after. the relationship with it is divided for some reason.

person a: I FUCKING LOVE CANDY CORN
person b: I FUCKING HATE CANDY CORN
mr. corn: I will devour you all, hohohoho!

by elsqued November 1, 2024

Candy Pilled

When you use rare candies in a Pokemon game to instantly level up your pokemon instead of leveling them up normally through tedious training via redundant battling. This method values fun over tradition.

Yo man, are you Candy Pilled or do you tough it out?

by Jinxler July 19, 2023

truck candy

The whore they pass around trailer parks.

Amber is famous at Al's Trailer Park. She's their truck candy.

by Rilesformiles September 3, 2016