When you force level your pokemon with so many rare candies that the pokemon develops cancer most commonly in the form of prostate, or ditto cancer
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by C2222 November 22, 2021
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Candi can come across as mature, cautious and down to earth but crack that shell and you unlock her wild side.
Be careful boys and girls as she tends to break hearts. You may think you can keep up and many have tried but few have succeeded.
Candi can come across as mature, cautious and down to earth but crack that shell and you unlock her wild side.
Be careful boys and girls as she tends to break hearts. You may think you can keep up and many have tried but few have succeeded.
by Charlie C Rose November 22, 2021
Get the Candi mug.Candi can be kind, caring and nurturing but be warned as she has an alter ego that would drop the jaw on your average porn star.
She's hard working, stubborn and tenacious so when she decides she wants something she'll stop at nothing until she gets it.
Be aware Candi does get bored easy so keep things interesting if you want to keep her interest.
She's hard working, stubborn and tenacious so when she decides she wants something she'll stop at nothing until she gets it.
Be aware Candi does get bored easy so keep things interesting if you want to keep her interest.
by Charlie C Rose November 23, 2021
Get the Candi mug.The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.
The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)
The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.
Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.
The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)
The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.
Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.
A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!
by Drankenstien January 22, 2025
Get the Alabama Candy Apple mug.A male individual who often has either skittles or jolly ranchers in hand/purse and finds himself mostly thinking or speaking about very inappropriate things involving other males, they spend a majority of their time either doing sexual Inappropriate things or watching porn and that's what most of their days in a week consist of they are very rude and don't have any patients they are also greedy people, with no respect for others.
Person 1. Damn, all you do is watch that garbage, hey candy boy
Person 2. The P*** i watch isn't crap
Person 2. The P*** i watch isn't crap
by Lord Zurg February 24, 2025
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Person 1. Damn, all you do is watch that garbage hey candy Boi
Person 2. The p*** i watch isn't garbage
Person 2. The p*** i watch isn't garbage
by Lord Zurg February 24, 2025
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