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John Willy

After a spot of tea, I rode his John Willy.
by Brownald December 31, 2021
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Willy-Whacker

A penis that packs quite a punch, and by punch, I mean a big dick slap to the face of your enemy (Or partner, if she/he prefers it).

To give your partner a "Willy-Whacker" is to basically get an erection that is hard enough to whack the shit out of your partner.
Just swing it to one side and knock that bitch out.
Kyle: Dude, did you just knock your girlfriend out last night?
Nathan: Yeah, I gave Gina the Willy-Whacker.
by WickWhack April 23, 2024
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willy bruises

Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat
Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!
by Dwreck November 14, 2018
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Willie

Child of god, A virgin, Get good grades, is funny, YOUNGBOY BETTER! I got NO bodies !
Willie Da Best.
by e4mdot_1400 January 26, 2023
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willy c

william the conquerer
willy c:

william the conquerer never gave up on his thrown
its widely known he was the master of his class yeh
he could never be overthrown”
by KloDaniels March 5, 2021
mugGet the willy cmug.

willy sick

Ready for my willy sick darling?
by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015
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W-Willie-Cap

W-Willie-Cap is a word you will use after you successfully spread misinformation and get your friends or peers to believe it,
"Dude did you hear he's dating a skinny chick?" "WHAT?! No way I could've sworn he only liked fat girls" "Hahaha gotcha bro that was W-Willie-cap
by Joseph Helmer April 18, 2024
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