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Mike Sexual

Being in Love or having a attraction to Mike Wheeler from " Stranger Things"
Kelly: I am in love with Mike from stranger things
Joe: You are a Mike Sexual!!
by Mikelover...st July 19, 2021
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Mike Vick Dip

a dug adict dat mickses 2 or moe dugs and eats or sniffs
im gona go do a mike vick dip
by FiveBigBoo-s March 17, 2025
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hooker mike

Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK
Hooker mike got arrested by a cop, no blowy, but a jail sentence.
by Vaginas are gross August 5, 2022
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Mike Tyson Special

While a girl is sucking your dick, you proceed to uppercut her jaw.
Todd: "Yo Tim, why is there blood on your pants?"
Tim: "Well you see Todd, I just Mike Tyson Special'ed a bitch."
by Croix Boi May 20, 2019
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mike haggerty

Total stud. The type of guy your mom won't stop talking about you marrying and all the other girls are jealous of.
You finally found yourself a Mike Haggerty.
by Dudeman87 January 25, 2021
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Mike Garrison

A man who lived hard and played hard. One who left the world two of the most bad ass respectful chicks who have led their children to walk with strength, love with with their hearts and live with honor. Mighty fierce in his battles
Mike Garrisons daughters are sexy xxx stars
by Freakyfetishgrl October 18, 2020
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Mike

A tall black mandingo who is extemely full of himself. He will stare at himself in the mirror for hours without getting tired of himself. He's extremely messy and will never clean up after himself. He also loves to suck NBA Youngboy's cock.
"Man that guy's such a loser."
"Ya he's such a Mike"
by Xx_N00B5LAY3R47_xX November 23, 2021
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