Douche Bag

The Jug-headed, mentally retarded, blond girl/guy that works for TMZ.

Douche Bag says:
"...they were in Washington D.C., protesting in front in front of that big monument that looks like a........you know."

Douche Bag says: "I'd definitely hit that."

Douche Bag says: "We got Miley Cyrus showing some.........um........you know...........muff?.......can I say that?"

by Kato, I'm his dad August 31, 2010

Fruit Bag

Coined by Trentanian Devl insulting x KYJellyFish x during a freindly game of Halo 3. Originally it didn't sound like and insult until KYJellyFish laughed his ass off at Trent and deemed it a worthy insult over XBL. Fruit Bag has become an alternate way of calling people: Fags, Retards, Homos, Garbage etc.

Shut the fuck up Fruit Bag!

OMG You're such a Fruit Bag!

Suck it Fruit Bag!

I Fruit Bagged Monkey

by xKYJellyFishx June 25, 2009

speed bag

A clitoris that has excessive sag often resembling a boxing speed bag.

I finally pulled off Mary's panties only to discover she has a gigantic speed bag. I proceeded to get my boxing workout done while simultaneously pleasuring her.

by Jack Dawson December 23, 2007

Brown Bag

This phenomenon occurs when one is in the process of defecating. In order to occur, the fecal flux must be a single, uninterrupted outflow, creating a log of such magnitude that the stool reaches the bottom of the bowl before being released. Once this delicate equilibrium is broken, the crap proceeds to fall forwards, gently tickling the underside of your testicular sac, leaving a brown deposit in its wake. This rare occurrence is known as the "brown bag".

-dude, your toilet bowl is so shallow, it gives me brown bags all the time!!

by flapdoodle13 August 4, 2010

baw bag

British; The scrotum of a male, a mans nut sack.

That girl took my baw bag in her mouth and started humming the Star Spangled Banner. It was a little bit money.

by Mark Morgan January 23, 2005

phone-bagging

A phrase that an asshole of a teacher uses when they catch a student texting with their phone hiding in their bag. This said teacher can normally be found teaching Chemistry.

Mr. Halliday took away my phone because he caught me “phone-bagging”

I only phone-bag because all the teacher does is talk about how we should drop out

by VonSteuben January 8, 2018

goodie bag

a coin-purse like sack that is affixed around the penis and testicles by a drawstring. the warmth and softness offer functionality, comfort and style. most commonly fabricated from the softest materials known to man... toddler scalps.

man, this goodie bag is more comfortable than dipping my balls in room temperature pudding while watching a nature show.

by doc cq March 31, 2009