Angry Pirate Syndrome

Angry Pirate° Syndrome is the result of receiving too many Angry Pirates in your day which causes you to go blind in your left eye. The worst side effects of this terrible disease typically occurs when someone is going to be turning left onto a street and the street they are turning onto has a vehicle stopped with their left blinker on. The man of woman afflicted with APS is unable to see this vehicle and ends up crossing in front of them to let go instead of waving them on and cutting in behind them. This oversight can cause the vehicle that is trying to turn off the side street to have to wait another, 5 minutes at minimum and can cause someone to be late for a number of events. The highest percentage of these incidents tend to occur in towns where there are a lot of wealthy people driving around completely unaware of their surroundings. Some may take this as a lack of manners for how to operate on the road, but it is usually just a result of APS causing these rich fucks to blow by you. Don't even bother trying to gesture to them in a sarcastic manner to say thank you because they will not be able to see you and will look straight ahead completely unaware of their actions.

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Man: Dude, where the fuck have you been? We're gonna be late for the Pats game, it's our only chance to see them get another win this year, they are playing the lowly Jets!
Me: Sorry bro, I was trying to take a left onto Main Street for 25 minutes, I never realized how many people are afflicted with Angry Pirate Syndrome around here.
Man: Oh shit, I understand. I heard Zack Wilson's mother has APS.
ME: She does? Do you think she'll be at the game today?
Man: I hope so, if she is she's gonna need to upgrade from an eye patch to a walking stick when I'm done with her.
Me: Do you think his father will be there?
Man: Dude, keep it in your pants

by Kano4545 November 18, 2023

angry trick

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Trace Lysette said “It’s giving he’s upset. It’s giving disgruntled client. It’s giving angry trick. Dolls am I lying!?”

by Elizabeth Marie January 6, 2024

angry birds space

good game, but all other definitions rn are over a decade old. ab space is over a decade old.

angry birds space is good

by switchblade1013 February 4, 2024

Angry bird

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We were playing angry bird

by Dean Fitton December 2, 2023

abominationing-abstractingly angry

The meaning of being so angry that you transform into an abominationly abstract ragequitter, who wrecks havoc and anger around the house.

Gamer: I AM SO ABOMINATIONING-ABSTRACTINGLY ANGRY! I COULD JUST RAGE AND WREAK HAVOC THIS MOMENT!

by Wordamaker42 December 12, 2023

The Angry Unicorn

When a man does the Trojan War Helmet but becomes aroused.

Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.

by MoonlitObsidian December 13, 2023

angry jellyfish :]

thats me!
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on urban dictonary, im named angry jellyfish : , for some reason

by angry jellyfish :] April 8, 2023