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when you are mad at some one or you are mad at people on tv or you just hit yourself on a part of furniture and the words f*cking anus crime

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by mario sith January 17, 2024

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A girl named Ana that has the coolest nephew ever and she also has a big gyattttt.

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by chocolateWaffle55 November 22, 2024

Hard Problem of Agnosticism

The paralysis of perpetual withholding. Agnosticism claims that the existence of God is unknown and perhaps unknowable. The hard problem is that this intellectual position offers no guidance for living. Life forces decisions that implicitly assume a worldview. Whether you choose to pray, pursue material success, or devote your life to charity, you are acting as if the universe has a certain character (meaningful, indifferent, benevolent). Agnosticism, taken purely, is a state of suspended animation. In practice, most "agnostics" are functional atheists or vague spiritualists, because pure agnosticism is existentially unworkable—it's a spectator sport in a game where everyone is forced to play.

Example: A true agnostic is asked on their deathbed, "Do you seek forgiveness or make peace with nothingness?" They respond, "I cannot know which is appropriate." The hard problem: While intellectually honest, this stance provides no compass. It's like refusing to choose a path at a fork in the road because the map is unclear, yet starving to death while deliberating. Agnosticism is the ultimate "maybe," but life demands a series of "yeses" and "nos." Its purity is its practical irrelevance, making it less a settled position and more a permanent state of inquiry without conclusion. Hard Problem of Agnosticism.

by Enkigal January 24, 2026

East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique

The act of tearing up a persons anus by inserting 2 pounds of pure raw meat up/down their anus, then is continued with a barrage of slaps. This in turn cooks in the meat in the persons anus, how ever this takes time so usually the person slapping uses the final step in the infamous "The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd". This Technique was primarily used by the East Oakland Grim Reaper, who is now incarnated in the local sheriff county jail. This technique is now outlawed and carries a 25 year prison sentence, unless you are in the following countries: Mexico, Japan, Wisconsin, Thailand and Uganda.

The East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique is a dangerous technique and must be done with the proper precautions.

by EastOaklandGrimReaper July 7, 2025

thanos (aka. the anus)

thanos (mostly known as the anus) is a pruple, big grape with nut sack chin. He has two beautiful daughters (i srsly dont understand how he has kids) and has a big rusty, basball mit. His mission is collect alllllll the beautiful pebbles so he can control the rock conventions he attends to. He is a horrible dad (considering he pulls one apart and kills the other for a pebble). he is T H E A N U S

"Hey, did you hear the new supervillian?"
"Oh yeaaaa huh, Isn't he thanos (aka. the anus)? he looks like a mishappen grape!"
"*gasp* i thought the same!!!

by deeb the mischievous May 21, 2019