A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
by anonymous December 6, 2024
Get the Hungarian Turkey Slicermug. The game of slurping a thin slice of turkey and whoever chokes of the turkey slice first loses.
Can be played with any amount of people
Can be played with any amount of people
by Turkey slurpy master November 6, 2025
Get the Turkey slurpymug. Hold on Bob I just have to go water the turkey.
Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.
Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.
by Buzzyb33 July 31, 2017
Get the Watering the turkeymug. by Blind squid February 25, 2023
Get the rum turkeymug. by lost_ranger June 10, 2020
Get the Turkey Herdermug. by Timothy m mendes November 21, 2019
Get the Thanksgiving turkeymug. 