Bean Simp

The only type of simp that is legally allowed to simp for beans and beans only.

Josh: man, do you know John?
Derek: Yeah, he loves beans so much.
Josh: he’s totally a bean simp

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020

Bean Simp

Simping for beans.

Derek: hey you know John? He eats beans so much.
Jerry: yeah he’s totally a bean simp.

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020

max the simp

max is a simp for Hanna

why would you rate her A+ max the simp you creep

by iliketoes2004 February 08, 2022

simp call

when you’ve been on call for an unhealthy amount of time with someone just for the sake of having each other’s company

I can’t hang out right now I’m on a simp call.

by rjavalon May 30, 2022

The Simp Debate

When a person accused of simping attempts to prove otherwise in front of any person or group of people.

Do we really need to have the simp debate right now? You spent $100 dollars on this girl and she's given you nothing!

by gibblie May 31, 2023

Barrito simp

Will wear any sweater you give them, does anything to impress or get you to like them.

Bro she looks like a barrito simp

by Loops6 March 11, 2022

Simp and Taya

best couple you could say ig

Harold look at them Simp and Taya what an epic couple

by Simp is ass water February 08, 2021