A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?
Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025
An upgrade to a side piece, but not to a wife or girlfriend. You become the only piece he uses when he needs it.
Girl you’re his stay piece, you’re the only one he uses to cheat on everyone else. You’re his go to for sex.
by AJJudy January 22, 2018
#1: “Feb 15th coming up… What you got for your side piece on Side piece day?”
#2: “ I got my main a lambo for Valentine’s Day., for my side piece, a week trip to Dubai <3”
#3. “That’s a good nigga Savannah!”
#2: “ I got my main a lambo for Valentine’s Day., for my side piece, a week trip to Dubai <3”
#3. “That’s a good nigga Savannah!”
by WhiteOwlAKD February 13, 2024
An individual who is exceedingly dull and uninspiring, devoid of any engaging qualities, and known for their lackluster personality.
by coopsndip May 27, 2024
An individual who is exceedingly dull and uninspiring, devoid of any engaging qualities, and known for their lackluster personality.
by coopsndip May 27, 2024
by Prince colas July 21, 2015
a girl who is friends with a guy and the guy secretly has feelings for the girl but doesn't want to show them because the girl isn't the typical aesthetic norm that they would date
TAYLOR: I really like Luke...
BRIANA: Well, does Luke like you back?
TAYLOR: Yes, but he won't do anything about it!
BRIANA: Why not? If he likes you, there shouldn't be a problem.
TAYLOR: I'm not a size zero, I'm short and my thighs are too thick... He won't date me because I don't look like all the other girls. But, he still fucks me every now and then.
BRIANA: Damn, you're his closet piece.
BRIANA: Well, does Luke like you back?
TAYLOR: Yes, but he won't do anything about it!
BRIANA: Why not? If he likes you, there shouldn't be a problem.
TAYLOR: I'm not a size zero, I'm short and my thighs are too thick... He won't date me because I don't look like all the other girls. But, he still fucks me every now and then.
BRIANA: Damn, you're his closet piece.
by boosadleys April 13, 2016