by chucklesthegreatakawifeoftory December 16, 2022
the greatest 2 people to ever roam this earth. helly is the most beautiful person ever, meanwhile peter is very handsome. that’s what makes them so well together 🫶
by somebody!!! May 01, 2022
He’s friends with Hankenbert Buffberry and he’s involved in the history of scumbags (one of the first ever scumbags on Earth!) Peter’s mummy burned all her toes and offered them to Peter, but he refused because he hates Barclays. There’s a lot of debate among historians whether or not Peter is a good guy, but he’s a marmite hater so there must be some good in him.
by Nugget06 September 20, 2022
Your common horny little sex slave. Can't open a pickle jar on his own, but hell does he give a killer hand job. He is known around town for his complementary over the pants handy's. No one can quite understand how such strong hands can have a tender embrace. Over all a nice dude with a born talent for hand jobs.
by GrumpyAssNugget February 09, 2015
liberal asswipe ... canadian (red flag)... shorty... is in love with his cats (creepy love not wholesome) ... racist (big red flag)... faking his whole engagement (we all know hes gay)... whitewashed
A: why is there a gnome in my backyard???
B: thats just peter L he's waiting for his cat to come home
A: why is he purring at his cat??
B: catfucker.
B: thats just peter L he's waiting for his cat to come home
A: why is he purring at his cat??
B: catfucker.
by gabe itch 2412 October 27, 2022
When Bill couldn't get a hard on after 3 weeks he went to the doctor to get a script for some Peter pellets.
by phil d snutz February 26, 2018
by bowles March 31, 2004